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BLAINESWORLD
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4.6.2009 In this issue: 1. Reflections 2. FYI 3. Times are tough 4. Reviews . . . THE GREAT BUCK HOWARD, etc. 5. TV alert 6. Something different 7. Websites 8. Computer tip 9. Wal-Mart through the decades 10. A quote I like 11. Thought for the day 12. Advance planning department _________________________________________________________ 1. Reflections A. Cynthia, my beautiful bride, and I had to put one of our cats to sleep . . . Shanti, once a beautiful, vibrant fluffball, had recently gotten a tumor . . . unfortunately, it grew far too rapidly for us to do anything about it. Shanti, along with Precious and Tiger, had been Cynthia's before we were married . . . they quickly became mine as I took on the role of being their stepdad . . . in particular, I'll remember Shanti because she was the first of the cats to welcome me into Cynthia's life . . . she (Shanti, that is and not Cynthia) let me feed her treats and brush her . . . I was even able to teach her a trick; i.e., to jump for her snack . . . or maybe, it was she who taught me how to hold it up just right? B. Over the weekend, I attended the 2009 Higher Education Coalition Conference in Plymouth Meeting, PA . . . it was the last one I'll probably be attending, having gone to them for some 20-plus years. Two moments stand out for me . . . I got to speak to my esteemed colleague, Rhoda McFadden--president of the Federation of Teachers at Montgomery County Community College . . . in doing so, I realized how much I'll miss her . . . it was a joy working with her for most of the above time period . . . she has always been generous with both her time and ideas. I can also say the same about Karen Schermerhorn, president of the same group at Philadelphia County Community College . . . Karen was always there for me when I needed an answer via email or on the phone, and she too had many worthwhile suggestions for me over the years. And at one of the meal functions, I was presented with a beautiful plaque . . . that's yours truly on the left and Ted Kirsch, AFT president, on the right: ![]() (THANKS to Jared Freedman for taking and sharing the photo.)
Since you can't read the inscription, I'll share it with you here: The American Federation Of Teachers Pennsylvania Presents this award to BLAINE GREENFIELD In recognition of your many years of service as the President of the Bucks County Community College Federation of Teachers April 3, 2009 Jim Freeman, my longtime friend and colleague at Bucks, then embarrassed me somewhat by writing the following for our Union newsletter: Of greatest importance to our local on Friday's agenda, Local President Blaine Greenfield received a Distinguished Service Award from AFTPA President Ted Kirsch for Blaine's 32 years of unionism and quality teaching at BCCC, 24 of those years as a local officer and over a decade as our President. Genuinely surprised, Blaine earned a standing ovation from the large roomful of delegates and spoke briefly and humorously, as only he can, about his distinguished union career. Congratulations, Blaine! And thank you! We are going to miss you and will count on your ongoing vision and advice. C. On Sunday, I got to see DEFIANCE at the Bristol Riverside Theatre in Bristol, PA . . . this is a riveting drama about life in the military in 1971, set in North Carolina's Camp Lejeune . . . catch it through April 12 for outstanding performances by all in the cast of six, but in particular to see the two leads: Lindsay Smiling and Keith Baker . . . direction by Susan D. Atkinson was equally outstanding. TO NOTE: John Patrick Shanley wrote this play . . . if you don't know the name, you will soon . . . his previous claim to fame was DOUBT . . . Shanley is now working on the final piece in what he says will be a triology . . . I'll be looking forward to that one. For more information about tickets, please click: http://www.brtstage.org/ Afterward, I concluded a near-perfect day by going to Zebra-Striped Whale in Newtown for some ice cream, at which time I also got to hear my friend John Strauss give a mini-concert in the back room. He played his guitar, as well as his kazoo, and delighted the crowd with renditions of songs by the Beatles, Phil Ochs, Tom Lehrer and the Monkees . . . I hadn't realized John was such a talented musician/singer, and frankly I was quite impressed . . . as he pointed out when I saw him a few days later, he could tell I was enjoying myself by the fact that he could see my foot tapping away. The only thing missing was Cynthia's presence! D. CONGRATULATIONS to Betsy Sell . . . she was just named to be Director of Counseling and Success Grant Programs at Bucks County Community College . . . I'm confident that she will continue to be an asset to that organization, just as she has been in the past. ***** BLAINESWORLD BEST AWARD ***** I don' typically allow others to take over this (or any other section of the newsletter, for that matter), but Cynthia insisted . . . so here is what she submitted for this week: This week, the award goes to Blaine Greenfield. Blaine has continued to make deposits into what I call the BGHF (Blaine Greenfield Heart Fund). What he did this week that was extra-ordinary was he held my hand while in the process of putting our cat, Shanti, to sleep. He gave me what I needed to comfort me. He gave me his presence and touch . . . a gift that is so important to me when going through losses and difficult times. When I was holding my cat in my arms as she was leaving this world, Blaine asked to hold me at the same time. That touched my heart in a way that I will never forget. We walked afterward and held hands and talked about Shanti, and other important losses in our family Blaine’s mother, father and my mother. I kept asking, “Where do they go? Where are they now?” Blaine kept repeating, “They all live in our hearts every time we thnk about them." I keep thinking about life, and the miracle of it all. That we walk along this path with our family, friends and even those momentary people that we meet along the way that say something we will never forget. There is a saying that we are with people in this lifetime for a reason, a season or a lifetime. What a miracle and a blessing that we get this opportunity to be alive and share it with the beings that are walking this path with us. I want to take this opportunity to thank Blaine for all of his contributions into the BGHF. He never fails to make deposits into this account. It helps to keep our hearts open, and reminds us that we are not alone. This award goes to my loving husband and handsome groom. I love you. Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 2. FYI Ward in Pennsylvania was gracious enough to share the following (a MUST READ, if not for you, for your relatives and friends--particularly those over 50): I want to pass this warning along. Just before Christmas, I contracted shingles. It is still giving me pain in early April. Anyone over fifty whoever had chicken pox should go to a physician and get a shot to prevent the disease. It hurts like Hell and is debilitating--and it is preventable. FYI, part 2 * Jess in New Jersey: Thank you for highlighting that Natasha's organs were donated to give others a second chance at life. As a heart transplant recipient at age 16, I truly believe there is no greater gift you can give. And yes, my whole family is registered as organ donors! Your readers may be interested to know that April is "Donate Life Month" for organ and tissue donation. In NJ, we're very excited to launch our online donor registry, which will enable users to register without waiting for their next license renewal. Right now they can sign up to be notified when the registry is up and running by visiting: www.donatelifenj.org. For readers in all other states, they can visit: www.donatelife.net to find the best way to designate their wishes. * Dana in Pennsylvania: I do agree with Kathy that you should not be promoting these types of posts [that advertise "stuff"] . . . you may be inundated with all types of things people are trying to unload or sell . . . I don't think BLAINESWORLD readers want to sift through all of that, but you know your readers better than I do. If you wish to help folks sell things, suggest that they use Craig's List or perhaps post on Facebook or some other type of free service. * Mel in Colorado: The VERY WORST thing about DUPLICITY . . . I fell out of love with Julia Roberts. For years, I was smitten with her, and I "knew" she was in love with me, and that it was just a matter of time before she would realize it. Now, I'm done with her. It's time for me to move on, find another young gorgeous actress to replace her. My wife never liked her, so it never was a problem. Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 3. Times are tough A little boy wanted a bicycle very badly, but was told he couldn't have it because it would cost $100, and the family just couldn't afford that in this bad economy. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened, so he decided God just couldn't hear his tiny little voice, so he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA", they decided to send it to the President. And sure enough, it was one of the sample letters that reached President Obama's inbox. The president was so touched that he put a $5 bill in the envelope and sent it to the little boy. The president thought that this would appear to be a lot of money to such a young child. The little boy was delighted with the $5 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God: Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason, you sent it through Washington, D.C., and those damned Democrats took $95 in taxes. Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 4. Reviews A. John Malkovich does his best work in some time (perhaps since BEING JOHN MALKOVICH) in THE GREAT BUCK HOWARD, a charming tale of an aging mentalist--in the tradition of the Amazing Kreskin . . . his corny persona had me chuckling throughout the film . . . I also liked how Emily Blunt lit up the screen every time she appeared as Howard's publicist . . . rated PG, though I have my doubts that young children would appreciate it. What I did appreciate: How Malkovich constantly screamed "I love this town!" to half-full rooms in such towns as Wausau, Wisconsin, and Bakersfield, California . . . his energetic handshake also is something that still sticks in my mind. B. YES MAN is now out in DVD format . . . my review from BLAINESWORLD #640 follows: If you're in the mood for a sweet romantic comedy, catch Jim Carrey in YES MAN . . . it's the story of a loser who begins to turn his life around after participating in a seminar designed to help him say "yes" to all opportunities that come his way . . . the only problem is that he can't ever say "no" . . . when Zooey Deschanel (a Debra Winger lookalike) enters the film, it really takes off . . . she is just terrific, much like she has been in such other pictures as ELF, ALMOST FAMOUS, etc. . . one scene, in particular, had me laughing out loud . . . Carrey puts a glass of wine on a Tempurpedic bed he has just purchased to see if it will spill when he jumps up and down . . . it didn't and damned if that wasn't also the case with my own Tempurpedic bed (I tried a similar experiment) . . . rated PG-13. C. What a neat concept: List things you want to accomplish, then share them with others so they can root for you . . . that's also the premise behind DREAM IT. LIST IT. DO IT! by Lia Steakley and the many others at 43things.com. Steakley, one of the creators of this Webby award-winning social networking site, has taken much of what people have submitted and put it all together in book form . . . I'm not quite sure why it works, but it does. I was surprisingly inspired by much of what I read . . . and, hopefully, as a result will know (to quote the subtitle) HOW TO LIVE A BIGGER & BOLDER LIFE. Many of the ideas I've heard before, yet it was good to revisit them . . . for example: * Build a Rainy Day Fund Everyone should have an emergency savings account that holds enough money to live for six months. Begin by assessing your monthly expenses. Then create a savings strategy, such as trimming 10 percent of all expenses, which lowers the amount you need to save, and funnel the money into a designated account. Pinch pennies by taking lunch to work, using a water bottle instead of bottled water, and clipping coupons. Eliminating minor expenses and saving as little as $2.80 per day nets an extra $1,000 a year. The important thing is to get started. Or something as simple as this one that I don't do nearly enough: Apologize Saying you're sorry is rarely easy. It involves overcoming pride and hurt feelings and sometimes deciding that the relationship in jeopardy is more important than winning a disagreement. Sometimes it’s easier to extend an olive branch by writing a heartfelt letter or sending a bouquet of flowers with a note. But nothing beats an apology made in person. It may mean giving the other person a chance to say their peace and air grievances, but don't get defensive—remember, your goal is to move on. If you don't think you can make a sincere apology, then you're not ready to apologize (people, especially when they're angry, can smell insincerity a mile away). But when it’s done honestly and with feeling, looking someone directly in the eye and saying "I'm sorry" can be a powerful healer. Lastly, there was this tidbit that I think we could all benefit from doing: * At home, turn off the computer when you've finished online tasks to break the habit of constantly checking email, browsing news or shopping. Turn off email notification features and check and respond to messages only at specific times. One other great thing about the book was that it listed many websites where you could get further information . . . in fact, as soon as I finish this review, I'm going to find something called MeeTimer, which can record and analyze where I spend my time online. D. Some books come along at just the right time in your life . . . such was the case with DEWEY: THE SMALL-TOWN LIBRARY CAT WHO TOUCHED THE WORLD by Vicki Myron. I had the pleasure to listen to a CD version at the same time one of our cats (see Section 1A) died . . . for some reason, the tale was very comforting to me--and I would recommend it to cat lovers, librarians and other folks who want to better understand either of those two groups. Dewey was an abandoned cat who Vicki found in the book drop in front of the library she heads . . . she took him in, then watched in amazement as the whole town joined her in falling in love with the adorable feline. I smiled at the many misadventures of Dewey, but was also moved by Myron's story . . . she interweaves it throughout the book, along with a description of how the small town of Spencer, Iowa managed to survive the farm crisis of the 1980s. Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 5. TV alert A. Amy Poehler (enough of a reason to watch) stars in PARKS & RECREATION, a new sitcom that focuses on the local government of a small Indiana town . . . Thursday at 8:30 p.m. on NBC. B. THE AGE OF BELIEVING: THE DISNEY LIVE ACTION CLASSICS is a documentary that revisits some of the classic non-animated films . . . immediately following is a HERBIE THE LOVE BUG marathon . . . Friday at 7 p.m. on TCM. C. THRILLA IN MANILA is a documentary about the 1975 battle in the Philippines between Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier . . . Saturday at 8 p.m. on HBO. D. WITCH HUNT examines how dozens of parents in Baksersfield, California were imprisoned on bogus child-abuse charges two decades ago . . . Sean Penn narrates; he also was the executive producer . . . Sunday at 10 p.m. on MSNBC. Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 6. Something different A bachelor goes into a pet shop and asks the shopkeeper for a new pet to keep him company. "I don't want a cat or a dog. I want something different," specifies the man. The shopkeeper informs him that they have some talking centipedes for $50. Happy with that, the man buys his new pet and carefully takes it home in a match box. When he gets home, he carefully opens the matchbox, looks down at the centipede and says: "Hello! Would you fancy going down to the bar for a drink?" The centipede says nothing. Assuming it must be tired from the trip from the pet shop, he thinks, "I'll give it half an hour and then ask again". Half an hour later, he again goes to the centipede and says, "Hello. Would you fancy going down to the bar for a drink?" Again the centipede says nothing. The man thinks to himself: "OK, I will give it another 30 minutes, and if it doesn't talk to me then, I'm taking it back!" Thirty minutes later, the man goes to the centipede and says, "Hello. Would you fancy going down to the bar for a drink?" The centipede replies, "I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes!" Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 7. Websites A. My all-time favorite movie is UMBRELLAS OF CHERBOURG, a French musical starring a very young Catherine Deneuve . . . incredibly, you can see just about the whole thing by clicking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4wiNQFbJ9U&feature=PlayList&p=023E710F566D6CC7&index=0&playnext=1 Just let it keep playing . . . each part automatically goes directly into the next part. MR. CURIOUS HERE: A lot of Facebook friends have been responding to this question, What are you favorite films? Mine are UMBRELLAS, RANOM HARVEST, THIN BLUE LINE, AMERICAN PRESIDENT and ARLINGTON ROAD. Care to share yours? B. Reaction test The automobile driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is .75 seconds . . . or 1 car length for every 10 mph . . . test your average time by clicking: http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reaction_version5.swf Be very careful; this can be addicting. C. BLAINESWORLD, the website, remains up and running . . . to view it, please click: http://www.blainesworld.net If you're ever wondered what BLAINESWORLD is all about, check out the description in the box at the very top of the homepage. Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 8. Computer tip THANKS to Mary Ellen in Pennsylvania for sharing the following information: Google has launched YouTube EDU, which centralizes the content from over 100 universities and colleges. This collection gives access to lectures by professors and world-renowned thought leaders, new research and campus tours. Find the link on the Faculty Web Resources site Multimedia Page at: http://www.bucks.edu/facultywebresources/multimediacontent.php Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 9. Wal-Mart through the decades Scenario: You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house--mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know, the outfit: shorts with the hole in crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project, you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following: In your 20s: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30s: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with. In your 40s: Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy. In your 50s: Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, " Got Worms." In your 60s: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog poop off your shoes The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50s. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure. In your 70s: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog poop on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather. In your 80: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and wander around, trying to think what the hell it is you are looking for. Pass gas out loud and you think you heard someone call out your name. You went to school with the old lady who greeted you at the front door. Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 10. A quote I like Happiness is good health and a bad memory.--Ingrid Bergman (1915-1982), Swedish three-time Academy Award-winning actress, perhaps best known for her performance in CASSABLANCA Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 11. Thought for the day Sack lunches I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. "I'm glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap," I thought. Just before take-off, a line of soldiers came down the aisle and filled all the vacant seats, totally surrounding me. I decided to start a conversation. "Where are you headed?" I asked the soldier seated nearest to me. "Petawawa. We'll be there for two weeks for special training, and then we're being deployed to Afghanistan ." After flying for about an hour, an announcement was made that sack lunches were available for five dollars. It would be several hours before we reached the east, and I quickly decided a lunch would help pass the time.. As I reached for my wallet, I overheard the soldier ask his buddy if he planned to buy lunch. "No, that seems like a lot of money for just a sack lunch. Probably wouldn't be worth five bucks. I'll wait till we get to base." His friend agreed. I looked around at the other soldiers. None were buying lunch. I walked to the back of the plane and handed the flight attendant a fifty dollar bill. "Take a lunch to all those soldiers." She grabbed my arms and squeezed tightly. Her eyes, wet with tears, she thanked me. "My son was a soldier in Iraq ; it's almost like you are doing it for him." Picking up ten sacks, she headed up the aisle to where the soldiers were seated. She stopped at my seat and asked, "Which do you like best--beef or chicken?" "Chicken," I replied, wondering why she asked. She turned and went to the front of plane, returning a minute later with a dinner plate from first class. "This is your thanks.'" After we finished eating, I went again to the back of the plane, heading for the rest room. A man stopped me. "I saw what you did. I want to be part of it. Here, take this." He handed me twenty-five dollars. Soon after I returned to my seat, I saw the Flight Captain coming down the aisle, looking at the aisle numbers as he walked. I hoped he was not looking for me, but noticed he was looking at the numbers only on my side of the plane. When he got to my row he stopped, smiled, held out his hand and said, "I want to shake your hand." Quickly unfastening my seatbelt I stood and took the Captain's hand. With a booming voice he said, "I was a soldier and I was a military pilot. Once, someone bought me a lunch. It was an act of kindness I never forgot." I was embarrassed when applause was heard from all of the passengers. Later, I walked to the front of the plane so I could stretch my legs. A man who was seated about six rows in front of me reached out his hand, wanting to shake mine. He left another twenty-five dollars in my palm. When we landed, I gathered my belongings and started to deplane. Waiting just inside the airplane door was a man who stopped me, put something in my shirt pocket, turned and walked away without saying a word. Another twenty-five dollars! Upon entering the terminal, I saw the soldiers gathering for their trip to the base. I walked over to them and handed them seventy-five dollars. 'It will take you some time to reach the base. It will be about time for a sandwich. God bless you." Ten young men left that flight feeling the love and respect of their fellow travelers. As I walked briskly to my car, I whispered a prayer for their safe return. These soldiers were giving their all for our country. I could only give them a couple of meals. It seemed so little. A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "United States of America" for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. Author unknown (if you know who wrote this and/or the source, please let me know) Back To Top _________________________________________________________ 12. Advance planning department A. LAST CHANCE: If you're interested in either of the two smoking cessation programs that begin this week (one at Bucks County Community College, the other at the Courier Times), send me an email . . . send it to: ipla2quit@aol.com . . . there are still a limited number of seats available. B. Come see the Dowburds, Chic and Joni, in: 42nd STREET, "Broadway's Song and Dance Extravaganza", is presented by one of Bucks County's oldest and most respected theatre groups, Neshaminy Valley Music Theatre, on April 17-19 and April 24-26, 2009 at the State Theatre of Pennsylvania, the Bucks County Playhouse. CLICK HERE FOR EVENT DETAILS: http://www.neshaminy-valley-music-theatre.ticketleap.com C. You're invited you to see Ahn Molloy perform in "The Masterwork Chorus Spring Concert" on Saturday, April 25 at 8:00 p.m. Event: The Masterwork Chorus Spring Concert "Flights of Fancy - An Evening of Poetry and Song" Where: Dorothy Young Center at Drew University, NJ To see more details and RSVP, follow the link below: http://www.facebook.com/n/?event.php&eid=62132109335&mid=422b99G1ef4e094G14becd7G7 D. Be there or be square: HIPPIE-FEST 2009 TUES., AUG. 4 @ 8 PM Keswick Theatre, Philadelphia Flo & Eddie of the Turtles (arguably the greatest rock band of all time) will be there, along with Felix Cavaliere of The Rascals, Chuck Negron of Three Dog Night, Denny Lane of the Moody Blues and Joey Molland of Badfinger. Tickets: $49.50. To purchase, please click: https://oss.ticketmaster.com/html/pack_searchtix.htmI?l=EN&CNTX=9d43a62d36549d5a6985ed9cbd3a85bb _________________________________________________________ PS. As I've often mentioned in the past, one of the great things about celebrating ALL holidays is that not only do you get more presents, but you get more food . . . so with that in mind, if Easter is your day, here's some information that I thought you might find useful: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_AGz3T6CPw Keep me in mind if you try the above (hint-hint). And if you celebrate Passover, here's a video you MUST see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olg1efSlvLg Actually, methinks that folks of all religions would enjoy seeing both of the above clips: Happy, healthy Easter and/or Passover to you and yours . . . also, please join me in praying that we soon get our remaining soldiers back from Iraq . . . and that peace comes to Israel and her neighbors. . . make it a great week, too! Back To Top ---------------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBCRIBE INFORMATION To subscribe to this publication, please send an email to: bginbc@aol.com and put SUBSCRIBE in subject line . . . if you wish to unsubscribe, just send an email to same address and put UNSUBSCRIBE in subject line. |