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Blaine's Best

BLAINESWORLD
#663
6.15.2009

In this issue:
1. Reflections
2. FYI
3. Did you know?
4. Reviews . . . HANGOVER, etc.
5. TV alert
6. Tick warning!
7. Websites
8. Computer tip
9. Surprise
10. A quote I like
11. Thought for the day
12. Advance planning department

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1. Reflections

A. Cynthia, my beautiful bride, and I are on our way to officially
becoming Southerners . . . we both passed the exam for our
North Carolina driving license, which involved taking a 25 question
multiple-choice exam, a vision test and a test on road signs . . . one
good thing is that we won't have to go through this again for five
more years . . . . at that point in time, only  our vision and knowledge
of signs will get  tested--probably a good idea when you come to think
of it . . . in contrast, I remember the last license my mother received
in Florida when she was in her 80s . . . nothing got tested; in fact,
I don't think my mother's vision was ever tested once she got
her first license from that state.

B. The week also marked the celebration of that famous
holiday, Flag Day . . . in addition, that same day (June 14) was
and is my birthday . . . I'm now 60; can you believe it?

The past decade has gone so fast . . . I've moved three times;
met and fell in love with and then married Cynthia; saw my daughter
Risa get married; retired from my 33-year teaching career at Bucks
County Community College; and began my wonderful life as a
Rewirement Expert-in-Training in Asheville.

C. One of the things I'll be doing in the future is providing services as
a certified hypnotist . . . toward that end, I completed Part One
of training in that field (see also the BLAINESWORLD BEST
AWARD after Section 1D) . . . I look forward to being able to help
others quit smoking, lose weight, etc.

SPECIAL OFFER:

In order to attain certification, I need to practice my skills . . . if you'd
be interested in having me hypnotize you, let me know as soon
as possible . . . an email is probably your best bet; send it
to bginbc@aol.com and put HYPNOSIS REQUEST in the
subject line . . . my present plans are to conduct such
sessions in Western North Carolina this summer, then possibly
come up for a week in late August to the New Jersey/Pennsylvania
area . . . in addition, there's the possibility that I might try to conduct
sessions via Skype (over the Internet).

D. During the week, I also continued to explore more of what
Asheville has to offer:

* One day, I went with a friend to lunch at the Sunny Point
Cafe; 828.252.0055 . . . the place has a very eclectic menu
and is always mobbed . . . we enjoyed our chicken sandwiches,
though next time I return, my plan is to have one of their many
delicious-looking breakfast specials.

* On that same day, I found a place where I'll probably be going
for massages: Cosmic Groove Massage . . . the hours are
great, and there are usually at least two massage therapists
available . . . in addition, the prices are very reasonable:
$29 for the first one, $37 for the next four and then back
to $29 for the sixth massage . . . this is the cycle for all 1-hour
massages, and there are even better package deals available . . . for
more information, please click:
 
http://www.thecosmicgroove.com/

* Lastly, Cynthia and I "discovered" another ice cream
place close to our home: Tastee Freez; 828.232.4234 . . . though
Kilwin's will always remain our favorite, we liked this
one because of its proximity to where we live . . . and, also
because they are open later than any other such establishment
in the area . . . there's always a wide range of soft and hard
ice cream flavors available, along with sundaes, milk shakes,
ice cream sodas and even hot dogs.

***** BLAINESWORLD BEST AWARD *****

This week, it goes to Sarah Gewanter--the woman who provided
the training for my aforementioned hypnosis course.

She's a magnificent teacher, very giving of both her time
and expertise . . . all those in attendance especially appreciated
her feedback, as well as her encouragement.

We also appreciated her graciousness in hosting the training
at her home in the mountains . . . that's Sarah in the foreground
with (l-r) future hypnotists Susan, Tina and yours truly:
 
sarah,susan,tina & blaine 
 
For more information about Sarah, who's also a counselor
and licensed social worker, please click:
 
http://www.hypnowisdom.com

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2. FYI

THANKS to Vince in Pennsylvania for sending me the link
to the following report on tires that you must see; e.g., to
alert you to the necessity of finding out how old they are
before you buy them:

http://tinyurl.com/57j6of

It is a big longish, but well worth your time . . . in fact, I
checked the information out with Peter in Pennsylvania (a
longtime friend who had been a successful auto dealer)
for his take . . . he commented:

Ford has been telling us for probably three years that tires over six
years old must be replaced! This story is not new news, but
nonetheless very well done and very comprehensive.  

FYI, part 2

* Warren in North Carolina:

I have 3 adorable kittens for adoption . . . 2 spotted tigers
who are male; 1 female calico . . . all are with me in the Asheville
area . . . I'll spay or neuter before they become yours . . . please
do give me a call at 828.273.1101 to help find them a home.

See below for a picture of two of them with Cynthia: 
 
new kittys
 
* Sue in Pennsylvania:

Did you know that the average adult uses 9 personal care products
daily, exposing them to 126 chemicals a day? Have you ever read
the ingredients of your shampoo, face cleanser or cosmetics?
Chances are you cannot even pronounce most of them. The skin
absorbs a significant amount of anything you put on it. Some of
the ingredients are so toxic and have been linked to serious illnesses.
 
I kindly urge you to find personal care products and cosmetics that
are non-toxic and safe to use. The following website offers products
that do NOT use any synthetic chemicals. It provides the world's first
certified organic personal care products (skin, hair and body) and 
cosmetics. And you will be able to recognize and pronounce all of the
plant-based healthy ingredients.

For more information, please click:
 
http://savannahsorganics.mionegroup.com/
 
And here's a hair tip for you:

Add 1/2 teaspoon baking soda to any shampoo you use about
once a week. Just rub them together in your palms, then apply. You will
be pleasantly surprised how healthy and manageable it makes your
hair look and feel!

* Suzanne in North Carolina, providing a recipe for the
delicious carrot cake (that she made for my recent birthday party):

Carrot Cake

INGREDIENTS:

4 eggs (6)
1 1/4 cups vegetable oil (1 3/4+ cups)
1 cup white sugar (1 1/2 cups)
1 cup brown sugar (1 1/2 cups)
2 teaspoons vanilla extract (1 Tablespoon)
2 cups all-purpose flour (3 cups)
2 teaspoons baking soda (1 tablespoon)
2 teaspoons baking powder (1 tablespoon)
1/2 teaspoon salt (3/4 teaspoon)
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon (1 tablespoon)
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg (3/4 teaspoon)
1/4 teaspoon ginger (1/3 teaspoon)
3 cups grated carrots (4.5 cups)
1 cup chopped pecans (can leave out) (1.5)  
1/2 cup butter, softened
8 ounces cream cheese, softened
4 cups confectioners' sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup chopped pecans (can leave out)

DIRECTIONS:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour
2- 9 inch round pan.

2.In a large bowl, beat together eggs, oil, white sugar and 2 teaspoons vanilla.
Mix in flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt and spices. Stir in carrots. Fold
in pecans. Pour into prepared pans.

3.Bake in the preheated oven for 40 to 50 minutes or until a toothpick
inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Let cool in pan
for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a wire rack and cool completely.
I put in refrigerator for several hours or overnight.

4. To Make Frosting: In a medium bowl, combine butter, cream cheese,
confectioners' sugar and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Beat until the mixture is smooth
and creamy. Stir in chopped pecans. Frost the cooled cake.

NOTE:

I wanted three layers, so I made adjustments in parenthesis. I used
the same amount of icing, just didn't do the sides, just tops and filling.

George in Pennsylvania:

Success story this week . . . my recent blog about cigars was seen
by the number one cigar company in the world:
 
http://tinyurl.com/p4899p
 
Their executive emailed me personally . . . said he loved it and offered me
a role in writing for his website:
 
http://www.puff.com

also, the catalog and CIGAR NEWS. Lesson? Start or keep blogging. You
never know who is reading it. If you write, speak or do anything well . . . send
those links out.  If you don't tell them, who will?
 
Part of the compensation will be high-end cigars that I will also review.
Gee . . . what a disappointment!
 
Four generations of emails with the guy lead to a discussion about doing
a Cigar Show that they may be interested in sponsoring.
 
Both of my dream skills get met. Speaking/Hosting AND Writing.

* Pat in Pennsylvania with another comic specifically written for
this missive:   
Cartoon
Pat is  Pat Achilles, a very talented artist who also does
greeting cards, artwork for children's books and so much
more . . . for more information, call her at 215.348.4837 or email
her at: patachilles@aol.com . . . you can also get a FREE cartoon
every Monday by clicking:
 
http://www.achillesportfolio.com/freecartoonsignup.htm

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3. Did you know?

The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in hockey in 1874,
and the first helmet was used in 1974.

It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.

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4. Reviews

A. If you're in the mood for a funny, stupid movie that has absolutely
no redeeming social value, then HANGOVER is just for you . . . it
is about four guys who go to Las Vegas for a bachelor party that
turns out to be unlike any you've ever seen and/or heard about . . . not
all of the parts click, but there's enough here to make it worth
seeing--especially the performance by Zach Galifiankis . . . he's
one crazy guy . . . rated R.

B. Now out on DVD is NEW IN TOWN, a film that most critics
panned . . . in fact, I listened to the reviews and passed on
seeing this in the theaters . . . what a mistake . . . it is a charming
romantic comedy, starring Renee Zellweger and Harry Connick, Jr.,
about a woman who moves from Miami to a small town in Minnesota
to run a factory there . . . I laughed through most of it, yet was
also touched by various parts . . . only the ending bogged
down a bit, but overall, you'll like it . . . and because of its PG
rating, you can watch it with the entire family (though I think
kids under 8 might not like it as much as anybody older).

C. David Ogilvy's OGILVY ON ADVERTISING is one of my favorite
books on the subject . . . in fact, for several years, I used it
as the text for the advertising course that I taught.

So when I saw there was a biography written about him,
THE KING OF MADISON AVENUE by Kenneth Roman, I
jumped at the opportunity to read more about the man many
consider as one of the fathers of modern advertising.

He was quite a character who not only built Ogilvy & Mather into
a global enterprise, but who also worked undercover as
a British agent in Washington and spent time as a farmer
in the Amish country . . . this entertaining tale of his
life gave me a real feel for the man who had some strong
opinions about the profession--including this one:

*  If you spend your advertising budget entertaining the consumer, you
are a bloody fool. Housewives don't buy a new detergent because the
manufacturer told a joke on television last night. They buy it because
it promised a benefit. If I could persuade the lunatics to give up their
pursuit of awards, I would die happy.

I also liked reading about Ogilvy's life outside of work . . . in his
latter years, he moved to France where he invited hundreds
of people to come see him:

* Dozens took him up on it. People would invite themselves for tea
and be coaxed to stay the night. One young couple asked if they
could come for a night and stayed for six. He put some houseguests
to work improving his dry moat--a dirty job--confiding that guests
seldom outstayed their welcome if put to work.

Ordinarily, I don't pay too much attention to a book's
documentation. . . yet that said, Roman is to be commended
on his thorough job of research . . . there are some 17 pages
of Source Notes; however, what most caught my attention was
the Afterword devoted to "(More) Unpublished David Ogilvy" . . . my
favorite was this Memo he wrote his Board of Directors:

* During the Kaiser's war, whenever one of Churchill's colleagues in
the Cabinet got mad at him, he would write to them in this vein:

"We are on the stage of history. Let us keep our anger for the
common foe."

With a little modification, we should sometimes say this to each other.

Even if you're not a fan of biographies or advertising, give this
one a chance . . . you'll find it fascinating.

D. I've enjoyed all of Joseph Finder's corporate thrillers (POWER PLAY,
KILLER INSTINCT, COMPANY MAN, etc.) . . . yet somehow, one of his
earlier novels--THE ZERO HOUR--had escaped my radar screen; i.e.,
until I saw an audio copy at my local library.

This one was quite exciting . . . my only regret is that you might
have to dig to find it, in that I believe it may be out-of-print . . . that's
too bad, given the nature of the cat-and-mouse story.

It is about a terrorist who escapes from a South African prison . . . he
plans an impending terrorist attack on Manhattan that an FBI
agent is trying to foil . . . there are naturally lots of complications,
but they are all germane to the book's plot--and help build up
to an exciting conclusion.

What's amazing is that the book was written in 1996, long before
the events of 9/11 . . . do see if you can find a copy, particularly
like me: a big Joseph Finder fan.

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5. TV alert

A. CHESS, the musical, is on GREAT PERFORMANCES
on Wednesday at 8 p.m. on PBS . . . this production is
a concert version of the show, featuring Josh Groban, WICKED's
Idina Menzel and RENT's Adam Pascal . . . check local listings
because times and dates often vary on PBS stations.

B. George Lopez, voted as one of TV GUIDE's "50 Greatest
TV Dads of All Time," shows why on MR. TROOP MOM . . . he
plays a father who gets to bond with his daughter at a wilderness
camp weekend . . . Friday at 8 p.m. on NICKELODEON.

C. CHOPPING BLOCK has the amateur restaurateurs trying
to woo single diners with their sexy dishes . . . Friday at 8 p.m.
on NBC.

D. THE SINGING BEE has switched both channels and
themes . . . it is on Saturdays at 10 p.m. on CMT, and
contestants will now sing country songs.

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6. Tick warning!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it
myself a couple times unintentionally . . . but this one is real , and it's
important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list.

This is the time of year to think of ticks once again.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT! THIS IS A SCAM!!

They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.
I feel so stupid!!!

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7. Websites

A. If you don't want to pay for software, then check out this
website that makes much good stuff available for FREE:
 
http://tinyurl.com/msj62t

You can find both antivirus and antispyware software, firewalls,
business applications, desktop search software and many others.

B. If you love Broadway musicals (and even if you don't), please click:
 
http://tinyurl.com/dc7a5c

You'll see a great parody of WEST SIDE STORY, entitled WORST
SLIDE STORY . . . make sure you have put on your sound . . . the
concept, animation and voices are by Walt Handelsman--one
very clever guy.

C. BLAINESWORLD, the website, remains up and running . . . to view
it, please click:
 

http://www.blainesworld.net

In case you wonder how many other subscribers there are, look
to the bottom left of the homepage . . . methinks you'll be amazed!

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8. Computer tip

If you post something on Facebook, don't just tell your friends that
you did something; e.g., went to the movies . . . give them additional
information about what movie you saw, whether you liked it, etc.

Do the same for books you read, restaurants you eat at and just
about everything else you do . . . that way, others can get
valuable suggestions from you.

ALSO, A FAVOR:

If you're on Facebook and we're not already friends, do invite
me to be one . . . you'll find me by searching "Blaine Greenfield" . . . I'm
the only one listed. 

AND MR. CURIOUS HERE:

Do you know how to post a link to Facebook directly to my
page? Or if that's not possible,  is there a link I can direct friends
to; e.g., if they want to become my friend?

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9. Surprise

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending
his company's party.

Jack is not normally a big drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all.  He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
next to them, a single red rose!!  Jack sits up and sees his clothing
in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging
on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and
a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love
you, darling! Love, Jillian."

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16-year-old son
is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son.  What happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway
and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order
and so clean?  I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT . . . Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and
when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me
alone b**ch, I'm married!"

Broken Coffee Table,  $239.99; Hot Breakfast, $4.20; Two Aspirins,
$.38. Saying the right thing at the right time: PRICELESS.

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10. A quote I like

Life is not guaranteed. There are a lot of things that happen in life where
an opportunity presents itself one time, and then it leaves like a feather
in the wind, and you never see it again.--Derek Fisher, considered the
resident philosopher of the Los Angeles Lakers, when asked about
the possibility of his team staying together for still another title (after
its victory over Orlando in the 2009 finals) 

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11. Thought for the day

Will Rogers' advice on growing older

First, eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.

Second, the older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third, some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people
to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.

Fourth, when you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

Fifth, you know you are getting old when every thing either dries up or leaks.

Sixth, I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh, one of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth, one must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth, long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was
called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally, If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything
to laugh at when you are old.

FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR WITH WILL ROGERS (1879-1935):

He was a Cherokee-American cowboy, comedian, humorist, social
commentator, vaudeville performer and actor. . . . for more information,
please click:

http://www.willrogers.com/willrogers/biography/will/will.html

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12. Advance planning department

A. I truly do appreciate readers who provide information of benefit
and/or interest to others . . . consequently, I'd like to extend
my appreciation:

* To Ed in Pennsylvania for telling me about how to get a FREE
entree at TGI Friday's through June 22 . . . just click:

http://tinyurl.com/qray93

* To Jean in Pennsylvania for sharing this one:

Come into any Chick-fil-A restaurant dressed as a chicken
and receive a FREE meal on Friday, July 10 (Cow Appreciation
Day) . . . if you don't have your own cow costume, the company
even provides you with a starter kit . . . find out more by clicking:

http://cowappreciationday.com/

* And to Scott in Pennsylvania for inviting you to enjoy a FREE slider
at White Castle through July 12 by clicking:

http://www.whitecastle.com/88/

REQUEST/WARNING:

Please continue to share such information with me, so that I can
then share it with others . . . the warning: I'll do my best to verify
such others (often checking them out at the company's websites),
but I'd still suggest you contact your local store before running
out to take advantage of the above offers . . . not all locations
honor coupons and sometimes, the offers are withdrawn because
the influx of customers can't be handled.

B. Jeanne in Pennsylvania with an invite to:

Wouldn't a little vacation feel great? Can you imagine yourself
having time to dream about new possibilities for your
business . . . your life . . . you? Haven't you waited long enough?

New Hope Life Works proudly sponsors the “ARISE and SHINE
Conference . . . Renew, Revive, Restore” weekend on June 20-21,
2009 at the beautiful Deer Park Campus in New Hope, PA. The
focus of this weekend is an entrepreneurial approach to living,
wellness, success and vitality . . . take a class , learn new skills,
meet new people, eat healthy, get a massage, meditate, walk,
swim, sit around a campfire and just breathe.

Stay the weekend for $65-125 per person; Two all-day passes are
only $25. 

Saturday, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. and Sunday, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. 

For more information, please click:

http://tinyurl.com/nqka6l

Or call 215.862.6697.

C. Maureen in Pennsylvania:

Schuylkill River Outlaws are at The Kimmel Center in Philadelphia this
Saturday night, June 20, from 6:45-7:45 p.m.

Tickets are $10. For more information about the group, please click:

 
http://www.schuylkillriveroutlaws.com

MY TWO CENTS:

I'm sorry that I won't be in the area to catch this performance, if
only because I would have liked to have seen Ethan and Ryan (the
boys of Maureen and Rich) in concert.

D. Cyndy in Pennsylvania:
 
The June Consciousness Shifting Drum and Sacred Sound Healing Circle,
which was previously scheduled in West Chester on June 12 HAS BEEN
RESCHEDULED to June 26 IN LANDENBERG. In other words, there will
be no circle in West Chester this month, but all are welcome to join
the Landenberg Circle on June 26.  Grandmother Pathweaver will join us,
and we circle, drum, play, heal, laugh, and always sit in the lap of Spirit,
from 6:30-9:30 p.m. 
 
AN ADULT AND CHILD DRUM MAKING DAY
Saturday, June 27, from 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Please join us for the first of what will become an annual day of fun. Spend
a special day with your child (or one you borrow) and assist him or her in
creating a Native American frame drum. A drum is a powerful healing tool,
which can be used for joyful play, honoring Spirit, clearing or generating
energy. During this workshop, we will sing, dance and using a
special inward journey, we will discover the story of your new drum.

An investment of $80-$175 (depending on the size drum you choose)
includes the day of teaching and all materials to make a Native American
style frame drum with a maple frame and elk skin. You will also make
a beautiful beater.  $75.00 registration fee is due by June 15, 2009.  
 
For more information, please click:

http://www.RhythmOfTheEarth.com
 
Or call 610.274.3109.

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PS. Just like Mother's Day wasn't that much on my radar screen this
past May, Father's Day hasn't been either . . . I'm sad that my father
is no longer alive, so I won't be able to spend the day with him . . . but
if yours is still around, I do hope you get to either see him and/or at
least think about him on Sunday when you play this song by Keith Urban:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmMfuYkPixQ

In addition, please join me in praying that we soon get our remaining
soldiers back from Iraq and Afghanistan and, also, that peace comes
to Israel and her neighbors. . .  make it a great week, too!

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